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Congressman Calls for BP Executive to Commit Suicide

June 17th, 2010 · No Comments

I don’t know if it’s more shocking that a U.S. Congressman suggested that a BP executive kill himself or that the Congressman who suggested it wasn’t Alan Grayson.

Here’s the story from the New York Post:

BP’s top US executive should take the honorable way out of the Gulf oil disaster — and commit ritual suicide, a congressman told him yesterday.

Lamar McKay, head of BP America, came under withering fire on Capitol Hill from angry legislators, including Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-Fla.), who called on him to resign.

But Vietnamese-born Rep. Joseph Cao (R-La.) had another idea.

“Well, in the Asian culture we do things differently,” he told McKay. “During the samurai days, we’d just give you a knife and ask you to commit hara-kiri.” 

If Cao is so gung ho ( (工合) about adhering to the customs of Asian culture, why doesn’t he climb into the cockpit of a single engine plane and kamikaze (神風) himself into the middle of the oil spill. Yet another bum that needs to get the boot.¹

Footnotes:

¹  Mr. Cao is either oblivious to the following facts about suicide or he simply doesn’t give a shit (やべ):

  • 1.3% of all deaths are from suicide.
  • On average, one suicide occurs every 16 minutes.
  • Suicide is the eleventh leading cause of death for all Americans.
  • Suicide is the third leading cause of death for young people aged 15-24 year olds.
    (1st = accidents, 2nd = homicide)
  • Suicide is the second leading cause of death for 25-34 year olds.
  • Suicide is the second leading cause of death among college students.
  • More males die from suicide than females.
    (4 male deaths by suicide for each female death by suicide.)
  • More people die from suicide than from homicide.
    (Suicide ranks as the 11th leading cause of death; Homicide ranks 13th.)
  • There were over 800,000 suicide attempts in 2005.

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