If government tax writers wrote the bible, this is what it might look like:
| Verse # | Bible Verse | Tax Bible Addition |
| 1 Timothy 5:18 | “The laborer is worthy of his reward.” | … minus 39.6%. |
| 2 Peter 3:10 | “But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night.” | … and the day of big government will come as a thief in broad daylight. |
| Acts 9:5 | “It’s hard for thee to kick against the pricks.” | … because the taxman fights back. |
| Colossians 2: 21 | “Touch not; taste not; handle not.” | … because it’s your money, not. |
| Daniel 5:27 | “Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting.” | … you have 90 days to petition the Tax Court. |
| Acts 20:35 | “It is more blessed to give than to receive.” | … and the IRS wants you to be very, very blessed. |
| Luke 6:37 | “Father, forgive them for they know what they do.” | … but smite those who file their tax returns late. |
| John 16:33 | “Be of good cheer; I have overcome the world”. | … Doug Shulman – 2009 address to taxpayers. |
| Jeremiah 17:7 | “Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord and has made the Lord his hope and confidence.” | … and blessed is the taxpayer who trusts in President Obama and has made the bureaucracy his hope and confidence. |
| Matthew 11:28 | “Come unto me, ye who are weary and overburdened, and I will give you rest.” |
… which rest shall be funded by the confiscation of the wealth of others until they, too, are weary and overburdened. |
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1 HappyTaxDude // Dec 2, 2009 at 11:53 am
Amen, brother, preach it!
2 Peter // Dec 3, 2009 at 10:49 am
Can I get a witness?
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